Dear Member # at Member Address,
We will not process your claim until you send us your Member # and Address.
We already have spent 10 days "processing" your claim, bothering your provider for codes, and then stamping this letter for delivery through the U.S. Postal Service (since we don't believe in email). But we're not quite ready to pay you yet.
In fact, we really hope you will not read this letter. Or perhaps you will, but you have so many other claims to interpret, appeal and decipher that we realize you probably won't get to this one for quite awhile. Either way, we anticipate that we will never, ever, ever reimburse you.
Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Your Insurance Provider
